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KCUF#40
“Never trust anyone that doesn’t listen to hip-hop.”
Common sense
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“Respect few, fear none.”
Unknown
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“Being shitfaced is not a crime.”
Walter Zoo
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“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
William Shakespeare
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“The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.”
Robert Anton Wilson
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“I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
Benjamin Franklin
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“Hic sunt leones.”
Roman saying, regarding Africa
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“Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.”
Benjamin Franklin
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“My vision becomes blurry.”
Dr. Strange
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“I have not, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America, ever violated an order. Not one.”
Oliver North
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“If you don’t mind, I’m gonna pass out.”
Sam
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“The idea that all ideas are partly true, partly false, and partly meaningless is partly true, partly false and partly meaningless.”
Hagbard Celine
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“You’re only as young as the last time you changed your mind.”
Timothy Leary
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“Freundlichkeit und Freundschaft ist eine politische Kategorie.”
Axel Gehring
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“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
Edgar Allan Poe
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“We don’t stop laughing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop laughing”
Michael Pritchard
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“They only name things after you when you’re dead or really old.”
George H.W. Bush
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
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“Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self esteem.”
Kurt Cobain
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“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.”
Albert Einstein
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“Cole has been thrust from another world into ours and he’s confronted by the confusion we live in, which most people somehow accept as normal. So he appears abnormal, and what’s happening around him seems random and weird.
Is he mad or are we?”
Terry Gilliam
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“Failure is not an option”
Gene Kranz
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“Every ideology is a mental murder, a reduction of dynamic living processes to static classifications.”
Hagbard Celine
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“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
Oscar Wilde
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“I’m the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?”
Denis Leary
Kcuf#013
“Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.”
Denis Leary
Kcuf#012
“Wo kaemen wir denn da hin im Kapitalismus wenn jeder die Ideen des anderen in Ruhe liesse.”
“Aber in Wirklichkeit ist das was du als ich kennst gar nicht ich sondern etwas anderes und du kannst niemals, niemals wissen, ob ich die Wahrheit sage. Call me MASTER OF PUPPETS!”
Daysleeper
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“Gott ist tot.”
Friedrich W. Nietzsche
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“Ne, das ist nix schoenes…, Hobbitfuesse.”
H.G.
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“Gekifft wird immer drinnen.”
Michaela
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“IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
The earth is flat!
9/11 is a lie!
Coke and pepsi are the same thing!”
Dr. Strange
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“No escape from the mass mind rape
Play it again jack and then rewind the tape
And then play it again and again and again
Until ya mind is locked in
Believin’ all the lies that they’re tellin’ ya
Buyin’ all the products that they’re sellin’ ya
They say jump and ya say how high
Ya brain-dead
Ya gotta fuckin’ bullet in ya head”
Zack de la Rocha
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“It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that’s the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and… this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video’s a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember… and I need to remember… Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.”
Ricky Fitts
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“I’m high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry f**kin’ Christmas!”
Denis Leary
Kcuf#004
“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”
Benjamin Franklin
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“Toleranz ist der Verdacht, dass der andere Recht hat.”
Kurt Tucholsky
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“The Truth is, I am Iron Man.”
Anthony Edward “Tony” Stark
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“Der verlorenste aller Tage ist der, an dem man nicht gelacht hat.”
Sebastien Chamfort
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“Eines Tages wird man offiziell zugeben muessen, dass das, was wir Wirklichkeit getauft haben, eine noch groessere Illusion ist als die Welt des Traumes.”
Salvador Dali
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